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Colour code:- Green: Generally suitable for all. Amber: Not while the Vicar's stood behind you! Red: Be VERY careful where you play this!
I bet you 10 grand you miss this putt10 Grand
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It's 10pm. Do you know where your wiener is?10 PM
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I met a chick last night, she said gimme 12 inches & hurt me. I fked her twice & hit her in the head with a brick12 in
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There's 1 man too many in this room & I think it's you..1 Too Many
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I only hit 1 good ball that went wayyy out there!1 Good Ball
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What I really wanna know about cybersex is, how do you type with just one hand?1 Hand
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You ask me 1 more question & I'm beating the shit outta you!1 More Question
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Holy shit we're head to head! I can't believe we're doin this..1 On 1
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Wow!Wow!
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As long as everyone insists on offering their valuable fkn opinion, I may as well throw my 2 cents in..2 Cents
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Why don't the 2 of you go fk yourselves. I'm outta here.U2 Go Fk
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I'm too sexy for my shirt..2 Sexy
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That is definitely 3 putt territory..3 Putt
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you (whips) Aw..hug3 Whips
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(gunfire).44 Magnum
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Hawaii 5-0 theme5-0 Hawaii
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I never had a '10' but one night I f'ed five '2's..5 2s
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fart x 66 Farts
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Operator, gimme the number for 9 (fart) 1 (fart) 1 (fart)911 Farts
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No, you've got the wrong number, this is 91....2912
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Aaarrrggghhh!!Aaaaagh!
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It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor & accidentally suck your dk in my wife..Accident
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Last night you were unhinged... you were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again..Again
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You know maybe if you just take a look at someone's profile you wouldn't have to fn do the age & sex checkA/S/L?
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Ahem..Ahem
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A-S-S-H-O-L-E (song)A-hole
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I'm an asshole, he's an asshole yodeeyo (song)A-hole 2
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I don't know who these assholes were, but they sure picked a bad time to show up..A-holes
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I gotta take a leak. Leak? I'm not detecting a leak.. Don't you people from the 24th century ever pee? Oh! Leak! I get it. That's really funny!A Leak
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Did you forget your skirt, Alice?Alice
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This never happened to the other fella..Always Me!
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Almost in the hole. An amazing golf shot.Almost In!
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Great Scotts! It's been almost an hour! What the devil are they doing?!Almost 1 Hour
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Alrighty then!Alrighty Then
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When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know you're insane?...Amazing
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Oh yes! Anal baby!Anal Baby
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How about I bend over & grab my ankles, you see if you can make me purr? (fart) You are one pathetic loser..Ankle Sex
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I see you shiver, with anticip.....pationAnticip
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Well any fn time sweetheart!Anytime
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If assholes could fly, AOL would be a fn airport..AOL Airport
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AOL Online. It's knowledge, it's power...It sucks!AOL Sucks
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Why don't you suck your apology out of my dk..Apology
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Assimilate this!Assimilate
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I'm the designated ass kicker fn pukeface!Ass Kicker
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If you have a problem & no-one else can help, maybe you can hire the A Team..A Team
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Cmon baby, give daddy some lovin' (baaaa)Baaa
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Not even close, Tim.Baaad
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(baby crying)Baby Crying
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(baby crying)Baby Crying 2
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Back to square one..Back 2 Sq. 1
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Oh sht, talk about your all time backfires...Backfire
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Back off man!Back Off
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Oh boy, that sounded bad..Bad
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No sir, didn't like itBad 2
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Well, I'm psed off!Bad 3
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Fk me now! Yes yes! (XXX version of Bad To The Bone song)Bad To The Bone
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Oh my, you're a bad, bad foreman..Bad Foreman
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Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!Bad X 7
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You're confusing me. Just let me put the ball in the hole..Ball In Hole
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You play with your balls a lot. No I do not, play with my balls. Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in one night as you do in one hour!...Balls
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Balls hangin out of my pants...Balls Out
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Whadda you know from funny, ya bstrd?Bastage
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You farkin sneaky bastage. I'ma gonna cutta offa you arms & stuffa dem uppa you assho..Bastage 2
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Goodbye, you lazy big nosed rubber-faced bstrd.Bastage 3
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I think I gotta go to the bathroom...bad.Bath Bad
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b*tch x 7Bitch X 7
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front of centre, picture the shot...be the ball, Danny...Be The Ball
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I'll see you on the beach!beach
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You beast, you savage. Cmon bark like a dog for me..Beast
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Beautifully played...Beautifully Played
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(Fart) That was really funny Beavis heheheBeavis Fart
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Get offa my bed you fn psycho. You're fn psychotic!Bed
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